Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 4

Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 4 Episode 5 Her Story

Turk walks into the bedroom with pillows on his feet to avoid waking up Carla.

As he lies on the bed, he breaks wind.

Carla - Turk!

Turk - I'm sorry, baby. So you're definitely up now, huh?

Carla - Yes!

Turk does it again louder.

Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 4 Episode 11 My Unicorn

Dr. Cox - I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

[Later...]

Dr. Cox - This moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments!

Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 4 Episode 12 My Best Moment

Dr. Kelso at the Plomox party - Another Bahama mama, please... easy on the Bahama, heavy on the mama!

Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 4 Episode 14 My Lucky Charm

JD's thoughts when he hits his hand with the desktop - My "me time" hand!!!!

Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 4 Episode 15 My Hypocritical Oath

Bouncer - OK, you three can go in.

J.D. - Word.

Bouncer - Uh! You're out.

Carla - Oh, look, sir, please, just--

Turk - Baby, I got this. Don't worry about this. Listen here, man, homie here is a little outta his mizzle, so I'm just saying, for just a little dizzle, if you let him up in this pizzle, he'll be all chizzle!

Bouncer - You out too.

Carla - Look, sir. [Giving him money] Look, sir, this is for idiot number one, and this is for idiot number two.

[Bouncer lets them through]

J.D. - Oh, I knew I'd get in!